A laughing joke 《Who is the Boss of everyone here?》

tclee

A laughing joke
《Who is the Boss of everyone here?》
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One day while their master is asleep, the body organs had a little chat.....

Fast Legs (飛毛腿）：”Hey guys! Do you know who is the Boss of everyone here?”
Fast Legs (飛毛腿）continued ：”I guess I am! Because I just won the Olympic Race Championship!”

Boxer Hands (拳擊手) : “No! I should be! I can kill enemies with my own fists.”

Eatery Mouth (美食嘴）：”I always eat finest food to supply you all the required nutritions.”

Smart Brain (精明腦）： “Don’t you know I can solute all your problems?”

Commander Heart (指揮心）：”No, I am always your Commanding Officer!”

Ass-hole (屎忽鬼）：”I am the house keeper to clean well our family.”

All laughed and teasingly said : “What? You little stinky fellow always be the last!”

Hence Ass-hole (屎忽鬼）was very angry and then said nothing but slammed its door.

1 day, 2 days, 3 days past .... nothing seemed happened... but after a month past ....

Fast Legs (飛毛腿）: “Oh.. I can walk no more, feeling extremely tired.”

Boxer Hands (拳擊手) : “Yeah .... me too and I feel so exhausted.”

Smart Brain (精明腦）：”I have dizziness  all over.”

Commander Heart (指揮心）：”My heart is fading and weak.”

Eatery Mouth (美食嘴）：”I got no appetite to eat anything at all!”

They all begged Ass-hole (屎忽鬼）saying : “Please! Please open the door!”

And finally they all had to agree and announce : “... OK...OK.... let Ass-hole (屎忽鬼）be the Boss!”

琉璃光

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